SIFAS Daily Theatre for 2023-05-11

Transcript

The Triathlon Never Ends


Nico
Could you tell Kanan to stop with this crazy Hell Triathlon stuff?

Chika
Eh!? M-me!?

Nico
Yes, you! She has no idea how hard it is for us.

Chika
Th-then you should tell Umi-chan and Eli-san too! Tell them to stop the Hell
Triathlon from getting tougher!! Otherwise, Kanan-chan is gonna get all
fired up and tell us that we’re leveling up!

Nico
Whaaat!? No way! If Nico says that, it’d be like stirring up a hornets’ nest!
They’re just going to come up with something even crazier...!

Chika
You’re right~

Nico
In that case...... let’s ask someone from Nijigaku to tell Setsuna and Lanzhu.

Chika
Yeah, let’s do that. But who would be the best person to ask?

Nico
Ai... would be a bad choice. She’d probably encourage them to make it
tougher. How about Shizuku......?

Chika
Isn’t Shizuku-chan kind of overly passionate too......?

Nico
Kasumi!

Chika
She seems like she’d hate to even mention the Hell Triathlon.

Nico
Who can we ask to put an end to this hell~~!?